I have spent my life innundated with "media"... I find the true attitude and apparent personal touch of your web site very relaxing, very amusing, very well presented, at times humorous, and certainly at times erotic... i suppose that the greatest complimnet I can give is that your politics seem to permeate your work and presentation... God Bless America and the freedom to be who we are... let's keep up the good work and support people like "da farmer" whenever we can...




I somehow stumbled across your web site and thought I had accessed 0900 AMSTERDAM! I laughed so hard at the intro pages, I got a nose bleed and smacked my head against the monitor. My wifes standing behind me pissing herself while my vital fluids are draining into my lap! Spiffing!!


You're the best :):):) How's that? I like it already...I like it that it is fearless, uncensored, hard! My curiousity is boundless and I want to see it all! No harm in that eh? If people do it, think it...I'm happy to see it or read it. I like the organisation, the wit, the entertainment. It is a bit like the old circus or medicine shows...only sexier. Keep it hardcore...it's therapeutic! Congratulations!


Dear Farmer: My white lambs' wool sweater is covered in gray matter from the slow-draining head wound acquired during my latest computer keyboard- parallel-bars encounter while on-line, accessing the Kwajilan Atoll Navy Gauntlet Girls Bulletin Board System, another fine service delivered to my computer window by Da Farmer and his Ranch and Cattle Bunkhouse... A lush, bovine service station.

Nancy the BBS CPO & duty officer lunged with a feigned lateral bent-knee kick, while her right forearm stunned me with a descending ichiban maneuver. She followed up with a groin-stabbing elbow clip and then the coup d'etat, a linked-finger, double-fisted head drop, a la Bill Blassie... Not to be outdone, Nadia dismounted with a ribald back flip (showing panty) which had the soles of her feet planted on my chest. Upon rising, she somersaulted across my already-tender forehead using her pointed helmet as the fulcrum.
Now sitting, steeped in female-gymnast perspiration and secretions, with blunt force head wound gaping, I relish the dank, wet lubrication in my latex undergarments. My laboratory now resembles an abattoir before the hose-down and scrubbing with 15" bristle brushes. The vacuum nozzle and genetically mutated grouper I've employed for penile suction lay abandoned on the floor next to my computer platform and my flaccid and drained unit lays wrinkled in my lap like a little fingerpuppet, no longer the angry red spear with the swollen oval eye... Since I have found the Bunkhouse, my days and nights of loathing and disgust are filled with hatred and soiled socks (my choice for the deposit of seed when engaged in Onanistic persuits)... But even my girlfriend has remarked on the new techniques I have learned from the filthy pictures you provide with your futuristic web site. I thank you, Farmer, for many mornings of joy and slow seepage... Time to ascend the spiral stairs out of the lab and greet another day with my traditional cup of coffee (laced with mandrake root and methanol) and peruse the latest journals for a few tidbits to elaborate upon from the pulpit at The Church of Medical Science... Da Doctor


Hi man I love the site... You have pictures that no-one does. Also the site is organised and is constantly updated.

Lenny Bruce was right. . . . . . . and you, Farmer, have offered empirical proof, demonstrating that getting rid of repression and adding humor and honesty **may** lead us all to a better way of life.

"DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I love this place. Wait, this is too good to be true. It's a government set up ain't it? It is!!! You people are keeping records of us sicko's aren't you? And I just sent in that damn survey. You'll never take me alive..........oh wait, I'm just stoned. Seriously this place is sick and wrong and I'm all over it like a bum on a ham sandwich. Thank you Farmer!"


Just signed up fer a one-month hitch on yer website and had to drop you a line about it. Kudos, man! As a designer of web sites, I am generally underwhelmed by the usual tripe that passes for content out there, especially 'adult' sites. Your theme is outrageously funny and above all, entertaining. Who says adult stuff has to cater to the unimaginative? Congratulations-- you've set the bar considerably higher than most corporate sites I've worked on!

"I need in!! I am trying to mate my special-breed dog, and your files are the only things that provide enough excitement to get him ready for his job!!"

"if I don't get in, I am just going to have to wait until the Ranch & Cattle movie comes to a theatre near me. Incidently, I am allowed in the theatre w/out parental supervision."

"I want into your server cause I want to see if there are any sexually stimulating pictures, text, video, etc on here..All these other hosebags claim to have sexual material, I just want to masterbate in cyberspace to see if anyone hears..I hate looking over my shoulder ...The wife wont suck, but the job sure does so I need the release that your site promises..."


"I am finding your site most entertaining and am spending far too much time here - the array of filth is most delightful and I have found many pictures to download and save - I wonder some though about the more gory stuff - I have viewed some of it and found myself quite sickened but at the same time the rush that one gets from it cannot be denied as something very intense - this could prove very appealing to some although I can't say the same for myself - I am personally turned on by lusty, sexy messy cum shots- multiple people doing filthy things to each other etc.... I find myself a little bit hooked on the idea of extraordinary sexual situations and multiple partners at once - although I am now attached and not allowed these pleasures this site allows me some respite and entertainment - the Ranch & Cattle as way of life sections is quite hilarious as well - thank you Farmer, whoever thefuckyou are."