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Once more, my heartfelt appreciation.

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An Apology? From Another Webmaster? [GASP]

(this asshole STILL calls himself "Da Chef")
[ AND is one of the biggest SPAMMERS in the world ]

Unbeknownst to the majority of the staff at RP Online, several pages on Resturante Pusse bore a striking resemblance to those found on The Ranch and Cattle Bunkhouse. Obviously these pages have been removed. The Chef takes full responsibility for the actions of all employees of RP Online who were responsible for this and is genuinely sorry for any inconvenience this has caused The Ranch and Cattle Bunkhouse, the oldest and highly respected Adult site that lead the way for almost all adult web sites today. Again, our apologies to Da Farmer and The Bunkhouse.

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Outstanding, in many hours of surf-perving yours is undoubtedly ...well probably the best very wet site I have crashed into.
You earn the accolade of the sticky bookmark with honours Very best!

Of all sites I have come across, the bunkhouse is most deserving of a testimonial. His prices are certainly NOT high. His subject matter is very diverse. What subject he says are there ARE there, and with huge amounts of files in the categories. Not much more to say except if you can't find it here you won't find it, and the man does everything he says - it's no scam, and he's honest. I'd suggest membership, you won't be sorry, and you can trust "da farmer".

Hi there farmer
You ask for comments so here goes. First congratulations on the best web porno site available, I have emptied my bookmarks since I joined as all others are superflous. You cater for every imaginable taste and I have had a lot of curious questions answered.
Keep up the good work.
Congratulations to Da Farmer & One Armed Alice for successfully entertaining the world since April 22, 1991. Wow! 6 wonderful years. Slick and Slickette just visited your sight and want to express to y'all our appreciation of your vision and a quality site. It couldn't have been easy during the infancy of adult entertainment on the web. Our hats are off to the true pioneers.
Congratulations, again!

Dear Farmer, I must'a got lost out there in the desert of poor "cheap" sites. I was here once before, and happy for a long time. But I was tempted away by flashy ads, big promises, and lower prices. I feel low as a gilla monster. I want to come back to the only smut site anywhere that takes the time and effort to de-mistfy and truely entertain the lonely ranch hand. I was lost and now I've found. Yahoo!

greetings from europe.
Gratulations to you. This is absolutely the best of the whole net !!! this is the most interesting site of all !!!

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I have spent my life innundated with "media"... I find the true attitude and apparent personal touch of your web site very relaxing, very amusing, very well presented, at times humorous, and certainly at times erotic... i suppose that the greatest complimnet I can give is that your politics seem to permeate your work and presentation... God Bless America and the freedom to be who we are... let's keep up the good work and support people like "da farmer" whenever we can...

I somehow stumbled across your web site and thought I had accessed 0900 AMSTERDAM! I laughed so hard at the intro pages, I got a nose bleed and smacked my head against the monitor. My wifes standing behind me pissing herself while my vital fluids are draining into my lap! Spiffing!!

You're the best :):):) How's that? I like it already...I like it that it is fearless, uncensored, hard! My curiousity is boundless and I want to see it all! No harm in that eh? If people do it, think it...I'm happy to see it or read it. I like the organisation, the wit, the entertainment. It is a bit like the old circus or medicine shows...only sexier. Keep it hardcore...it's therapeutic! Congratulations!

Dear Farmer: My white lambs' wool sweater is covered in gray matter from the slow-draining head wound acquired during my latest computer keyboard- parallel-bars encounter while on-line, accessing the Kwajilan Atoll Navy Gauntlet Girls Bulletin Board System, another fine service delivered to my computer window by Da Farmer and his Ranch and Cattle Bunkhouse... A lush, bovine service station.

Nancy the BBS CPO & duty officer lunged with a feigned lateral bent-knee kick, while her right forearm stunned me with a descending ichiban maneuver. She followed up with a groin-stabbing elbow clip and then the coup d'etat, a linked-finger, double-fisted head drop, a la Bill Blassie... Not to be outdone, Nadia dismounted with a ribald back flip (showing panty) which had the soles of her feet planted on my chest. Upon rising, she somersaulted across my already-tender forehead using her pointed helmet as the fulcrum.
Now sitting, steeped in female-gymnast perspiration and secretions, with blunt force head wound gaping, I relish the dank, wet lubrication in my latex undergarments. My laboratory now resembles an abattoir before the hose-down and scrubbing with 15" bristle brushes. The vacuum nozzle and genetically mutated grouper I've employed for penile suction lay abandoned on the floor next to my computer platform and my flaccid and drained unit lays wrinkled in my lap like a little fingerpuppet, no longer the angry red spear with the swollen oval eye... Since I have found the Bunkhouse, my days and nights of loathing and disgust are filled with hatred and soiled socks (my choice for the deposit of seed when engaged in Onanistic persuits)... But even my girlfriend has remarked on the new techniques I have learned from the filthy pictures you provide with your futuristic web site. I thank you, Farmer, for many mornings of joy and slow seepage... Time to ascend the spiral stairs out of the lab and greet another day with my traditional cup of coffee (laced with mandrake root and methanol) and peruse the latest journals for a few tidbits to elaborate upon from the pulpit at The Church of Medical Science... Da Doctor

Hi man I love the site... You have pictures that no-one does. Also the site is organised and is constantly updated.

Lenny Bruce was right. . . . . . . and you, Farmer, have offered empirical proof, demonstrating that getting rid of repression and adding humor and honesty **may** lead us all to a better way of life.

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"I am finding your site most entertaining and am spending far too much time here - the array of filth is most delightful and I have found many pictures to download and save - I wonder some though about the more gory stuff - I have viewed some of it and found myself quite sickened but at the same time the rush that one gets from it cannot be denied as something very intense - this could prove very appealing to some although I can't say the same for myself - I am personally turned on by lusty, sexy messy cum shots- multiple people doing filthy things to each other etc.... I find myself a little bit hooked on the idea of extraordinary sexual situations and multiple partners at once - although I am now attached and not allowed these pleasures this site allows me some respite and entertainment - the Ranch & Cattle as way of life sections is quite hilarious as well - thank you Farmer, whoever thefuckyou are."

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